Merry Kissmas is an obnoxious title for a movie and the movie itself lives up to that promise. From IMDB: “Unwinding her relationship from a controlling choreographer, Kayla happens to take an elevator ride with lonesome caterer Dustin. The lift stalls, and spontaneously, magical kisses follow. Soon the choreographer makes nice, and Dustin retreats. Kayla becomes confused as to which man to love.” We discuss the choreographer who looks like a cross between Robert Downey Jr. and Ryan Gosling (Gosling Downey Jr.), why these dumb Christmas movies have “flour throwing while making cookies” scenes, and much more.