Billy Mays here to tell you that the United States orchestrated 9/11! That’s right, the worst tragedy in American history was a staged event by the U.S. government! And I’ve got all the proof here in this booklet – THE BILLY MAYS GUIDE TO 9/11.
Within the booklet, we’ve got signed documents, affadavits, and all kinds of other evidence linking the U.S. government to one of the most heinous catastrophes the world has ever seen. I also interview a number of architects who present evidence that the World Trade Center collapsed as the result of a controlled demolition. When you see this you will quite literally want to vomit at the utter betrayal of the American people at the hands of our so-called protectors, the federal government.
All that for only 4 easy payments of $19.95!!!
Also – it’s no secret that Dick Cheney was the puppetmaster behind this horrific event in order to justify building up a higher defense budget. But before now, no one could definitively prove it. Well, included in the package we have recordings from top secret wiretaps I performed on the vice president in the three years after 9/11 occurred. Here’s a snippet:
DICK CHENEY: My name is Dick Cheney. I am on the telephone right now and I orchestrated 9/11.
CONDOLEEZA RICE: Are you sure that is true?
DICK CHENEY: Yes.
And there’s much more inside!
Act right now and I’ll throw in a second booklet free – this one linking bin Laden and President Bush called Osama and George. It features pictures of them plotting, scheming, playing basketball, driving a paddleboat, and riding a bicycle built for two. These photos are 100% genuine! I don’t even own Photoshop.
So to recap – act now and you can get The Billy Mays Guide to 9/11, tapes of every phone call Dick Cheney made from 2001 until the FBI raided my house, sending me on the run, and irrefutable visual proof that W and bin Laden are very close pals who ride gondolas together in Venice.
All that can be yours for 4 easy payments of 19.95! What are you waiting for!?! This is Billy Mays here to tell you that the only true solution is anarchy, and to call and order today!