Missy Elliot's a Xylophone, Right?

My sister Amy is a senior in high school, works at the same movie theater I did when I was her age, and she’s pretty awesome. She fills out surveys on Myspace from time to time. Here’s one she did yesterday:

When was the last time you talked to the person you like?
i mean, i usually don’t make a point of talking to the people i DON’T like, and i pretty much like everyone so this question is tricky. also, that was just me avoiding that question. like the plague.

When was the last time you consumed alcohol?
stop making it sound so technical. and pretty much never.

What is a big turn on?
i can tell you what isn’t.

Have you ever kissed in the snow?
i’ve faceplanted in snow before. not really the same thing.

Last place you took a plane to?
florida. in 95. say what?

Have you ever been around someone who was high?
i am very familiar with the smell of marijuana. no matter how many people want to tell me that what i’m smelling isn’t marijuana, i know that it is. i know what it smells like, when i say it’s marijuana, it is. dayum. that’s just a big pet peeve of mine at work.

Do you like your life as of now?
i’m just looking forward to the weekend. even if it is just me working, i need to occupy myself with something new.

Last thing you purchased?
a song. bounce by the cab. not the timbaland one, i already have that. the instrumental and the one featuring missy elliot. just kidding, that’s the same thing. missy elliot’s a xylophone, right?

Have you ever drank with your number one top friend?

Where are you right now, and how do you feel about where you are?
in my house? i’m feeling pretty alright about it.

What song are you listening to?
take a bow. the rihanna one not the madonna one that was the theme song for the movie with honor.

Have you ever been drunk before?

How long have you been liking the person your currently like?
i wouldn’t be able to tell

How old are you right now?

Did you have a good birthday this year?
it was a nice birthday kathleen came over!

Are you tired right now?
i shouldn’t be this tired.

What are your outlooks on gay/bisexual relationships?
errybody just do what you want

Favorite actor/comedian?
mike eltringham (Ed. note – I would have went with Matt Damon.)

Have you ever been called a tease?
you’re pretty curious about this, i can tell.

Where are you going on the next holiday?
memorial day? work probably. isn’t that like the biggest movie day in the year? next to blizzack friday?

Who are you talking to right now?
i don’t multitask well. i guess i was texting troy a few minutes ago, that doesn’t really count.

What color are your eyes?

What does your second sent text in your inbox say?
“you’re the one boyfriend scouting”

Do you smoke cigarettes?

Are you married?
of course

Have you ever told someone of the opposite sex you loved them?
i think i remember that happening. that was the most reluctant answer ever.

Is there anyone who doesn’t like you because of something you didn’t do?
this is such a complicated question. just say what you need to say, survey.

Who’s you’re number one?
my brah

Have you ever been awake for 48 hours straight?
i feel like that happened. this was just me answering the phone at the theater and trying to answer questions about birthday parties without getting a manager. “can we have a table?” i’m sure you could probably have a table. “can we set it up in the lobby?” i’m sure you can probably set a table up in the lobby. “do you have a manager available to answer the questions for sure?” i’m sure i could probably find a manager for you.

Do you like your first name?
i mean, it always does our laundry for me.

Do you like to cuddle?
today i made rocky take a nap with me on the floor. p.s. rocky’s a dog.

Last person you cried over?
stop being intrusive. except i volunteered to do the survey.

Do you cry easily?

Do you have any siblings?
3 brosephs

What made you happy today?
size extra extra neck beard. how come no matter how bad a day i’m having, i can think of something that cracks me up. i also watch zoey 101 and feel better.can i stop doing that? can i stop laughing at loud at a nick show?

What do you want to do when you’re older?
you know. the usual

What were you doing at 8:00 this morning?
taking an exam. lame lame lame

What were you doing 30 minutes ago?
phone call

What was something that happened to you in 1993?
that’s twelve consecutive months that i can’t account for.

What is your brother’s name?
jim, mike, and greg

Three words to explain why you last threw up?
shut up already

What color is your hair brush?
magenta. i’m in an accurate mood.

Where do you keep your money?
what money? all the money i have is in an envelope on it’s way to cuba.pure grade a columbian, my friend!

Where did your last hug take place?
i don’t remember at all. that’s sad.

Who was the last person to hold your hand?
i can’t remember. sike i can.

Do you want to cut your hair?
not really

Are you over the age of 25?
then i’d actually have to be making something of my life. that’s no good

Do you watch wrestling?
no but somebody was wearing a wwf shirt today. it was a girl. i laughed sort of.

Are you a jealous person?
jealousy isn’t a good color on anyone.

Family or friends?
family and then friends. unless they’re the same thing.

Who was the last person to call you?

Do you chew on your straws?
all the time. especially when i’m talking to someone.

Do you have curly hair?

What is going to be the next concert your going to?
who knows

Where did you go today?
this and that

Who is someone you recently became friends with?
adam r? and that guy that asked me where chuckie cheese was. and i couldn’t tell him, even though i know exactly where it is. sometimes i can be so difficult!

Amy’s my top friend on MySpace if you’d like to reach her. Unless you’re a dude, in that case stay away or you’re getting a blanket party.


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